Asso Bar Reviews
This is one product review that doesn’t go anywhere until you acknowledge the name. The name Asso Bar cannot be ignored, suggesting an association between ass and face or maybe just an acne treatment meant to treat “ass acne.” The ass is important, and I don’t even like to think about the amount of bacteria down there. But really?
Outside of the horrible, horrible name, take a look at the ingredients. Maybe this should have been named gold bar, or maybe even “Cleopatra’s remedy.” I’m thinking about this, because what else could you call one acne soap that brags about using 24k gold! 24k gold has been used for centuries by Chinese royalty, Cleopatra, and many other royals and celebrities alike to stay young, promote healthy skin, prevent skin damage, you name it. Yes, maybe we just like it because it’s a rare metal.
Scientists Have Proven That Gold Works
But scientists have proven there’s more to it. Recent studies have proven that 24k gold is clinically proven to be one of the industry’s most powerful antioxidants. It kills off free radicals, brightens skin, eliminates bacteria that may contribute to acne (and premature aging), and generally revitalizes and brightens skin. Obviously, Cleopatra didn’t have access to all this science. Just 10 or 15 years ago, nobody did. But now that we know, Asso Bar is making use of it.
Is This Just an Overpriced Scam?
You might think so. Plenty of celebrities have used it. Mariah Carey used to brag about paying thousands of dollars for a 24k gold spray to make her skin “sparkle”, and to this day I still say what a moron. But Asso Bar caters to the wider masses. So you’re not going to pay thousands of dollars. You get a bar of soap that could last up to 4 months, and it also has ingredients like aloe vera and others that are good for the skin. Want to take a stab at how much you would pay for a product that brags about being the best acne soap?
$1000? Lower
$500? Still lower
For one bar of soap that could last you up to 4 months, you will only pay $24! And no, there is no forever long waiting list. Your Asso Bar ships out the day after you order it. Is Asso Bar the best soap for acne? Maybe, maybe not. But we’re talking about the value. What do you think? Does that sound like a scam? Personally, it sounds pretty amazing to me.